The Latest Affront!

There are times when it should be legal to shoot your husband. You should get a free pass from any judge for responding with lethal force to certain provocations.

Such as calling you "the wife" when you are within earshot. For not stopping painting and getting down of the ladder when you've fallen on your knees on concrete and have subsequently passed out on the sidewalk.

Okay, so what he did today might not be a hanging offense, but it comes close. We're on a tight budget. And he bought a new bathroom scale. One of those fancy battery operated gizmos that shows your would weight in all-too-legible numerals.

Unfortunately, men stick together. Of course, there is always the chance that I'd miss, and with his failing hearing, he'd never even hear the bullet whiz past. Hm...