Another Word About the Inauguration

I heard last night on the news that President and Mrs. Bush danced at only one of the balls, and that for all of nine minutes! Ladies, are you with me on this? You know what I mean, I'm sure.

First of all, she had to have wardrobe for the Ceremony itself, then, as usual, it is a matter of national attention what the First Lady wears to the balls. I'm sure she felt as though the whole country was watching over her shoulder as she tried to make her decision.

Nine minutes! Grounds for divorce!

Maybe he's not a good dancer. But he could take lessons. He would only need to count to four....